Snootyvixen

Shorty Doo Wop turned 9 today. It wasn’t really ceremonious .. see, she can’t wait for her gifts. So, when Lanie (the American Girl doll) arrived earlier this week, she HAD to open the package. When Paris bought her a new Webkinz for her birthday, she HAD to enter the tag on the website to [...]

Paris: “Look at Pucci, she’s a ho-cat” Me: “She’s a what?” Ciel: “A ho-cat!” Me: “So what is a ho-cat?” Paris: “She’s in the paper bag” Ciel: “You know, like a hobo, but she’s a cat” Paris” “A ho-cat” Ciel: “but wait, you don’t call a homeless human a ho-human.”